I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Randomize
