I looked at my own cervix.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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