I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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