She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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