the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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