She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests đ
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Liz Cheney wasnât exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying âYAS QUEENâ for in 2021 but here we are
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