i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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