Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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