we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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