Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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