Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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