If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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