I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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