During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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