you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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