I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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