apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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