are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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