It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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