Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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