You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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