Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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