dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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