yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
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