fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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