I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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