He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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