I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
