is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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