so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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