idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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