dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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