I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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