arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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