he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You need Xanax blowdarts
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
