He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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