how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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