My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
God, I missed his penis.
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