If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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