Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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