Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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