can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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