on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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