She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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