She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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