i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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