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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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