everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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