I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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