Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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