this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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